Anti-Valentine's Party
Melissa Meaow and I are throwing a cocktail/dance party to bite our thumbs at the dubious Hallmark-sponsored day of overspending on dirty diamonds and fattening chocolate.
Please come, it’s free and you can make your own slutty Valentimes Card!
My old website consisted of a blog with 6 entries (updated about a year ago). Let’s try that again.
For those who for some reason stumble back to this page, please consider spending your NYE at the Cavern, where Big J is hosting his crazy party upstairs and Melissa Meaow’s Bombshell Burlesque along with BoyTap will manhandle you into the new decade.
Unfortunately for BoyTap, the computer that had new songs in the works was stolen by a yet-to-be-apprehended asshole out of its gentle owner’s car. But get ready for BATHBOOM and TELESCOPE, two new (filthy) ditties.
